Month: October 2016

Aletheia’s new favorite way to begin a sentence is “Well, actually…”

Aletheia: Daddy, you’re going to die.

Me: Quite likely.

Aletheia: But I won’t be sad.

Me: No?

Aletheia: Because I’ll make you alive again.

(I know what she’s going as for Halloween this year.)

Aletheia: Trump is not good. We should put him in timeout.

Me: Why?

Aletheia: He’s not listening. He’s not telling a good story.