Me: Aletheia, what are you doing with all your animals?
Aletheia: They’re getting on the party train.
Me: Oh, where is the party train going?
Aletheia: Las Vegas.
Me: 😳
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Aletheia: Is anything faster than light?
Me: Not that we’re aware of.
Aletheia: But what if something was faster than light?
Me: Then we’d have to reconsider everything we know about the universe.
Aletheia: Well, that would be fun.
Aletheia (very excitedly): Daddy, daddy! My dress doesn’t itch anymore!
Me: That’s great! The itchy went away?
Aletheia: No, the itchy is still there but I’m learning to live with it.
Today’s horror show: Aletheia wakes up with a fever, eats blackberries, then proceeds to vomit. If I ever needed to know what a blood spewing 4-year old demon looks like, now I know.
Aletheia: Are you going to work tonight?
Me: No, I’m going to sleep. Sleep is important.
Aletheia: But work is important, too.
It’s like she knows my inner monologue!
Aletheia: “There’s no more blooooood. There’s only dried bloooood.” (sung to the tune of “We Are the World”)
And that was bath-time this evening.
Aletheia: The adults don’t like it when I say “oh my god Becky look at her butt.”
Me: Yes, they do. They just don’t admit it.
Me: What’s that all over your shirt?
Aletheia: Blood. But it’s all mine.
[Playing hide and seek with Aletheia’s toys]
Aletheia: Daddy, I can’t find it.
Me: Well, you’ll just have to keep looking.
Aletheia [with head cocked to side and hands on hips]: Daddy, did you put the toy somewhere you’re not supposed to put it?
Aletheia: Daddy, are you going to work tonight?
(Aletheia likes it when I work late because I usually sit at my desk which is located outside her bedroom. So now she is basically “you-should-be-writing” shaming me.)