Me: Aletheia, what are you doing?
Aletheia, from another room: Putting marinara sauce on my booty.
Me: (Please be pretend. Please be pretend.)
Benefits of hosting an 8-hour Wikipedia edit-a-thon? I got my 10,000 steps without ever leaving the classroom.
Aletheia just walked up to me with a pad and pen and said “Daddy, I need to chart what you are doing.”