The horror, the horror

Aletheia: Daddy, you need to get up. Amiens took off his diaper.

Me: Ok, I’m getting up. [you know what’s coming]

Me: Aletheia, did Amiens poop in his diaper?

Aletheia: Yeah.

And the way that she said “yeah” portrayed exactly the mix of resignation and horror that I was feeling at the moment.